roastingweenies:

laughingsquid:

GIF Inventor Steve Wilhite: It Is Pronounced ‘Jif’

fuck YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THAT’S RIGHT. FUCK YOU ALL

briansaho:

I’m really sorry

itsapunjabithing:

Anything you want , I’ll post them alll

pastelletta:

No face is kind of cute when he’s not being terrifying and eating people.

fashionfever:

“I’ll never forget the day Marilyn and I were walking around New York City, just having a stroll on a nice day. She loved New York because no one bothered her there like they did in Hollywood, she could put on her plain-jane clothes and no one would notice her. She loved that. So as we we’re walking down Broadway, she turns to me and says ‘Do you want to see me become her?’ I didn’t know what she meant but I just said ‘Yes’- and then I saw it. I don’t know how to explain what she did because it was so very subtle, but she turned something on within herself that was almost like magic. And suddenly cars were slowing and people were turning their heads and stopping to stare. They were recognizing that this was Marilyn Monroe as if she pulled off a mask or something, even though a second ago nobody noticed her. I had never seen anything like it before.” - Amy Greene, wife of Marilyn’s personal photographer Milton Greene

If Sasuke thinks he can become hokage, then he must be loony in the head. He leaves the fucking village because of what he was influenced to do. And now he loves the village because he was told that his brother loved the village so much that he died for it.

A follower can’t become a hokage. This is Naruto’s time to shine. Step the fucking back up. 

I don’t want to be 
your entire world, no.
I would be happy
just to be your morning coffee,
your hanging car keys,
your wallet.

Something seemingly
insignificant,
but if lost throws off
your entire day.

melevator:

I’m exhausted from all this studying I haven’t done

isurvivedthekobayashimaru:

I was at walmart the other day, and I was sitting on a bench waiting for my mom to pay, and I was braiding my hair because that’s something I do when I’m bored, and this dude walks by and says, “hey baby, what else can you do with your hands?” I gave him my most polite smile and said in the sweetest way possible, “strangle you.”

And I think I actually scared him because his eyes got kind of wide and he just walked away.

latenightjimmy:

Even text messaging, I think, has changed everything.

Aziz Ansari talks Dating & Technology

There’s a reason why I stay away from the kitchen, it’s to fight off the urge to cook and ignore the passion I have for it.

Going back here and baking again makes me question why I gave up the chance I had to go to my dream school and chose to go to a community college with a major I know I’m going to hate soon enough.